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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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