ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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