ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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