ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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