ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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