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Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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