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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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