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Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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