ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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