ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both sides declared victory.
The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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