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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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