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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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