ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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