ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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