ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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