ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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