ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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