ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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