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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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