ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both sides declared victory.
The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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