ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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