ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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