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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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