ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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