ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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