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MONDAY, 16 APRIL 1973
Be your own boss.
Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
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