ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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