ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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