ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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