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Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
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