ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call.
With a waitlist, a subscription, and no customers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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