ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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