ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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