ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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