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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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