ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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