ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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