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When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm.
It had such plans for your Thursday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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