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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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