ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
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- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
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