ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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