ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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