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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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