ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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