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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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