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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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