ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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