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Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress".
It said the same when you opened it by accident. It'll keep saying it after you've gone, if nobody cancels the subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
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