ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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