ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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